La vita e bella
Life is beautifulDVD - 1999 | Italian
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Giosué Orefice: "No Jews or Dogs Allowed." Why do all the shops say, "No Jews Allowed"?
Guido: Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my friend the kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Kangaroos Allowed," and I said to my friend, "Well, what can I do? They don't allow kangaroos."
Giosué Orefice: Why doesn't our shop have a "Not Allowed" sign?
Guido: Well, tomorrow, we'll put one up. We won't let in anything we don't like. What don't you like?
Giosué Orefice: Spiders.
Guido: Good. I don't like Visigoths. Tomorrow, we'll get sign: "No Spiders or Visigoths Allowed."
Don't ask for a lollipop. We eat them all. I had twenty of them yesterday. What a stomach ache. But it was worth it. You bet.
There are three ways you can loose points. One, if you cry, two, if you want your mommy, three, if you want a snack.
Joshua Orefice (Guido's son, narrating): "This is my story. This is the sacrifice my father made. This was his gift to me."
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