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Dork Diaries

Tales From a Not-so-talented Pop Star
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its the best dork diaries book i ever read yet
ppap!
There is a so funny book in all of Dork dairy.
Let you inner dork shine through
MOM!! I don't need a book with 288 blank pages!!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ashleyblake225
“Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic."
Violet_Cat_811
it the best dork diary ive ever read;0
SAPPHIREBEAR15
“Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries”
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Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature Use liberally as needed Makes 4 to 5 cups”
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Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes
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1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity)
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1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color)
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1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture)
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2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness)
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1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk)
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1 cup of cooked oatmeal
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“STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: